The Little Mermaid

Join your hosts, Oliver and Emma Stoned, as they discuss The Little Mermaid, by Hans Christian Andersen, the epic tale of a young mermaid and her sea foam journey.

On their journey through this #HighTale, you’ll hear some stuff about:

  • Mermaid School Cirriculum
  • Birds in Fairy Tales (Ruining the Magic)
  • The Andersen Lineage
  • Matt Damon and Heath Ledger Walk into your room
  • Fish Food in Nature
  • Growing Fruit Underwater
  • Logic and Setting
  • Ocean Exploration
  • Hearing underwater
  • Hans and the Mermaid Year
  • Better Down Where It's Wetter
  • Stuck in your final thoughts
  • Mermaid Buttholes
  • Mermaids Cannibalize
  • Coloring the Disney Animation
  • Mermaids > Humans > Stars
  • MerSuicide
  • Blue Fire  
  • Dog years are a myth
  • Chickens in Hawaii
  • A Hump is a Bump
  • Disgusting Laughs
  • Sonar is Audible (FREE Trial at
  • "The Blood Must Flow"
  • Sea Foam Green
  • Disney wouldn't cut out a tongue
  • Everything that matters has red blood
  • 1000 kisses is a lot
  • What walking on daggers really looks like
  • Tongue stuff back in the day
  • 5% Ocean Exploration
  • No one will ever know a lot of things
  • Newborn experiences
  • Mermaids are soulless beings
  • And more!

The moral of this story is something like… Listen to your dad… OR… Be careful what you wish for… OR… You can't force love… OR… Do good deeds… OR… Go for what you want even if you have a challenge that seems like it's not going to work, you'll get it. Perserverance… Unless it hurts somebody… Don't be a dick, c'mon!

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#SchoolIsJustAGroupGoingInTheSameDirection #ThatsNotHowItWorksWalt #YouDontKnow #FishFoodIsNotPebbles #UnderwaterFruit  #AdaptAndMove #LearnThings #AHumpIsABump #SoBeauful  #TimeIsIrrelevant #PunnyWords #DogYears #PansiesAboutDeath #SonarIsAlwaysAudible #SeaBeers #ItsAllInTheVibration

Until next Dime, live happily ever after.