BEAUTY and the BEASTiality

There has been a lot of controversy with the live action Beauty and the Beast because of a comment stating that LeFou would have an "exclusively gay moment".  Really? Watch the animated version, and tell me that the implication that LeFou doesn't have more than just admiration towards Gaston isn't there.  Hell, watch Peter Pan... Captain Hook and Smee? And, c'mon, 7 men living together... in a one room cottage... in the middle of the forest? Also, in Frozen, there is a scene when Anna stops to buy winter clothes, and the clerk points to his family, which happen to be another man and two kids. Sit on that.  Besides, It's called Beauty and the Beast, not LeFou and Gaston.  It doesn't change the story.

 But if Disney, let's say, creates a magical book, write's Belle's mom into the story, gives The Enchantress a larger story line, makes Chip an only child, and creates a whole new character, people wouldn't blink an eye, much less boycott the movie. Oh wait. That's all fucking true!  The new movie contains all that new shit, and probably more!

I also want to add that people can't wait to watch a human woman fall in love with a hairy horned beast.  So BEASTiality is okay, but a quick gay moment has everyone flipping their shit.  And do you know what this quick gay moment is? 

He fucking dances with a man.  That's it. And it's over in half a second. 

Our country is being ran into the ground and people are losing their shit over two men dancing. 

Oh, and I guess Stockholm Syndrome is okay, too.

That's what's wrong with the world.

End angry rant. For now.

Enter randomness:

Let's lighten the mood.  Fear ends with a BANG, and then comes euphoria. Take, for instance, champagne.  Opening a bottle can be scary, and intimidating, but once the POP "BANG" is over, you get to shower yourself with the sweet golden liquid. Haha, just kidding, you get to drink it. And you're so excited to drink it! Your fear has ended, and your shit has begun.  I just got too literal with that, I just meant to use it as an example to life. AKA, you need to take chances.  Be who you are, love what you do, say shit that doesn't make sense to anyone else but you.  It may seem scary, hell it may be legit scary. Yes, I used legit... shut up

Do you ever think about shit you did as a child?  Do you ever question why the fuck you were so stupid? I do. Probably too much.  That means that I was a dumb ass.  Like one time, when someone told me to "shut up", I would stiffen my body and say, "I don't shut up, I shuttle up!" And while I said "shuttle up", I tried to mimic a space shuttle by jumping in the air.  Because that's what shuttles do.  They jump. That's so embarrassing!!! I can't believe I am even admitting to that.  Man, I was so stupid, haha!

Anyways...back to reality...that's  all I know.  Confused? Me too.  So, yeah, take chances, no matter how scary they are, and then reap your reward. As long as your reward isn't bags full of money from the bank you just robbed because you took a chance.  Don't blame me.  Nope, not gonna go there. You might be confused. The answer is 42. Now, be happy, be passionate, take risks, and go watch Halloweentown.